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One of the most beautiful, intricate, and addicting shooters of its time. Developed by Bungie Studios and released on September 25, 2007, Halo 3 is one of the most bought and played games on the Xbox 360 to date. Halo 3 often falls under much criticism by people who suck at it, claiming that the gameplay consists of emptying a clip of assault rifle ammo and then a beatdown. These accusations are made because Halo is a shooter that contains a surprising amount of depth. Unfortunately today, many people who play first-person shooting games are too impatient to properly learn the various aspects of the game and therefore are easily frustrated by those who take the time to understand the rules of the game. These sorts of people usually turn to a more casual shooter such as Call of Duty 4 and fill internet forums with inflammatory posts of how much they hate Bungie. Dumbass: "OMG I hate Halo 3. All you do is just empty a clip and then melee."
Intelligent Person: "Dude you're just angry because you don't understand how the game works." |
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The last game in the Halo series, set to come out Q4 2006 to Q3 2007. Will be amazing. The day Halo 3 comes out, my life will be complete. All other gamers should agree.
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cuase of sudden GPA drops in highschools across the world. PRE-HALO 3:
little billy was a straight A student, turned in his work on time, always on time for school, and never fell asleep in class. POST-HALO 3: little billy now is a nocturnal energy drink chugging pasty white as snow trash talking FIEND that goes by an alias known only to him and other xbl affiliates. lil billy will be missed..... |
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If idle hands are the devil's tools, then the Halo franchise should be delaying armageddon for decades to come. person 1: Halos 3 through 7 were pretty miserable, eh?
person 2: I hear they're releasing number 8 next winter. This one's being billed as "The Penultimate Gaming Experience of your Lifetime." person 1: Man, I'd better go preorder mine now! |
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your girlfriends worst nightmare... (GF. on the phone): hey babe whacha doin?
(BF.): ....... yes double kill! (GF): huh? what are you talking about? Are u on halo 3 again? (BF): ....... umm ya...cant talk now..call u back later..bye |
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Should be the best shooter of all time, ever
supposedly coming out the same day as PS3 just to fuck over Sony Joe: Im getting a PS3
Bob: But Halo 3 is coming out that day Joe: Well fuck PS3 then i want Halo |
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A gift probably from heaven, programmed by god himself. Though Playstation 3 fag boys...sorry, "fanboys" may say it sucks, they are just disappointed that their console will not be able to handle it. With all it's cool features, halo 3 will make gaming history. On Sept 25th the earth itself will shake from the awesomeness of halo.
I look forward to laughing at the PS3 fans on that day. Gamer: "Man, can't wait for Halo 3!"
PS3 Fanboy: "Stop overrating it!!!" *sulks in corner* - Gamer1:"Halo 3's out soon!" Gamer2: "I know!" *Head explodes in excitement* - Gamer1:"They canceled Halo 3." Gamer2: *commits suicide* Gamer1: "Wait, it was a joke." - PS3 Fanboy:"Halo 3 is teh Suckzorz!" Xbox Fanboy:"OMG STFU!" |
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the game that is single handedly kicking the ps3 in the balls kid 1: i just got a ps3
kid 2: i just got halo 3 (everyone kicks kid 1 in balls) fuck ps3 lets play halo |
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