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Last game to be released in the Halo series. Was hyped beyond belief leading up to launch, with all kinds of coverage on the launch day from many forms of media. Sadly, I bought into the hype, depsite telling myself not to buy it cause it might suck as bad as halo 2. When i got this game and beat the campaign, i felt not a sense of accomplishment, but rather severe disappoitment. The story was non-existant, gameplay was too repetitive, fight sequences were rather dull and boring, teammates acted like they were recruited from the short bus (no wonder humanity was losing to the covenant!), graphics were unimpressive, with last gen-esq graphics in some areas, and barely current gen graphics in others. Character models, with the exception of Miranda Keyes, were just awful to look at. Voice acting was poor, and Chief's usually funny one liners were a borefest in this one. Controls were all messed up, the level design was poor, and the last boss was 343 Guilty Spark with Chief having the Spartan Laser... no challenge, huge letdown. Where the hell is that epic battle that was promised by the commericals? Ending was okay. Multiplayer is likely awesome (i don't have high-speed internet), but from what i've seen, its basically Halo 2 with shiny graphics and renamed maps. *yawn* I loved Halo. My friends and i played it to death two summers ago. But then we got Halo 2, and man were we disappointed. I was really hoping Halo 3 would make up from the crapulance we had to play, but it performed even worse than Halo 2. I beat the game and decided to play with my friend... We got bored and stopped playing co-op after two hours and switched to Gears of War. Haven't touched Halo 3 since. Unless you love multiplayer and don't care for the single player, stay away from this one.
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The last game in the Halo series, set to come out Q4 2006 to Q3 2007. Will be amazing. The day Halo 3 comes out, my life will be complete. All other gamers should agree.
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cuase of sudden GPA drops in highschools across the world. PRE-HALO 3:
little billy was a straight A student, turned in his work on time, always on time for school, and never fell asleep in class. POST-HALO 3: little billy now is a nocturnal energy drink chugging pasty white as snow trash talking FIEND that goes by an alias known only to him and other xbl affiliates. lil billy will be missed..... |
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If idle hands are the devil's tools, then the Halo franchise should be delaying armageddon for decades to come. person 1: Halos 3 through 7 were pretty miserable, eh?
person 2: I hear they're releasing number 8 next winter. This one's being billed as "The Penultimate Gaming Experience of your Lifetime." person 1: Man, I'd better go preorder mine now! |
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your girlfriends worst nightmare... (GF. on the phone): hey babe whacha doin?
(BF.): ....... yes double kill! (GF): huh? what are you talking about? Are u on halo 3 again? (BF): ....... umm ya...cant talk now..call u back later..bye |
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Should be the best shooter of all time, ever
supposedly coming out the same day as PS3 just to fuck over Sony Joe: Im getting a PS3
Bob: But Halo 3 is coming out that day Joe: Well fuck PS3 then i want Halo |
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A gift probably from heaven, programmed by god himself. Though Playstation 3 fag boys...sorry, "fanboys" may say it sucks, they are just disappointed that their console will not be able to handle it. With all it's cool features, halo 3 will make gaming history. On Sept 25th the earth itself will shake from the awesomeness of halo.
I look forward to laughing at the PS3 fans on that day. Gamer: "Man, can't wait for Halo 3!"
PS3 Fanboy: "Stop overrating it!!!" *sulks in corner* - Gamer1:"Halo 3's out soon!" Gamer2: "I know!" *Head explodes in excitement* - Gamer1:"They canceled Halo 3." Gamer2: *commits suicide* Gamer1: "Wait, it was a joke." - PS3 Fanboy:"Halo 3 is teh Suckzorz!" Xbox Fanboy:"OMG STFU!" |
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the game that is single handedly kicking the ps3 in the balls kid 1: i just got a ps3
kid 2: i just got halo 3 (everyone kicks kid 1 in balls) fuck ps3 lets play halo |
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