Also, you know you find her sexy as hell regardless of what you don't like about her. A woman that if you have not, at least ten times, furiously masturbated to her pics until your penis lost feeling and almost fell off, then you sir, are defined as what is known in uncivilized society, a fag.
From her topless scene in Swordfish and coming out of the water on one of Cuba's beaches in that orange bikini dripping wet (like my thang was when I got home from the theater when thinking about it) in 007: Die Another Day to her black leather clad appearance with a whip in Catwoman and that epic two second shot of her bare ass in that nude shower scene in Gothika, she has a body that would make even the most diehard anti-black racist wank off and rethink their position on racial politics.
Here's to hoping to the almighty God in Heaven that we are to be blessed with a preferably naked brown goddess like her in the pages of Playboy magazine. My dick twitches think about and admit it, the idea crossed your mind too.
The name came from listening to the song Halle Berry while trying to come up with the name, but there is a deeper meaning. While black people love their forty ounce beverages, Halle is a rich black person and tries to keep herself classy with rounds of beer pong.
Let's pregame with Halle Berry tonight fellas.
Who is getting the forties for Halle Berry tonight?
It's great when you start drinking with Halle Berry and she just starts your night out with a score.
2) To release the breasts from their bindings in order to tan them.
3) Dingleberry specific to people named Halle. Unusually low in fiber. (see Halle's comet)
4) A corporation formerly run by Vice President and marksman Dick Cheney.
2) First lady Barbara Bush was fond of a daily halle berry in the rose garden. She claimed it did her a spell o' good.
3) Billy Bob wasn't one to complain, but he struggled with the Halle Berries mashed against his loins, due to their unusual consistency and aroma.
4) Halle Berry was awarded a no-bid contract, probably due to some relationship to the former first lady.
2) To be overly dramatic (Oscar Award Acceptance Speech.)
3)To have 2 or more failed marriages.
2) A woman gets all "Halle Berry" when her period is late.
3) Jennifer Lopez is a Halle Berry on marriages.
"Na fool, that Halle Berry ass bitch that I got livin with me snatched them up. A nigga cant even eat his wafers without them Halle Berry hos stealin em."
"she fine den a bitch AY!, ass n her tits AY, thick in da hips erry nigga wanna call her Halle Berryyyy, Halle Berry"
-Some Shitty Rapping Black kid