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When someone utters something so stupid, it goes beyond normal blonde jokes. You get a Haleyism.
When you manage to persuade your mate that you are stopped at the Scottish/English border by border control for not having your passport. That is a complete Haleyism.

When your girlfriend declares she is going to Wales to kill your mate in York. That is a Haleyism.
by DionysisA18 December 06, 2010

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