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The Hajj is a pilgrimage to Mecca. It is currently the largest annual pilgrimage in the world, and is the fifth pillar of Islam, an obligation that must be carried out at least once in their lifetime by every able-bodied Muslim who can afford to do so. The Hajj is a demonstration of the solidarity of the Muslim people, and their submission to Allah (God).
The Hajj is based on a pilgrimage that was ancient even in the time of Muhammad in the 7th Century.
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a word used to replace any other word. Although it technically is the pilgrimage to Mecca, it can be used in any part of speech with it's respective ending. Lastly, it is a great response to a text message or im if you do not know what to say.

Other forms: haji
1. I hajjed that girl so hard in bed last night. (banged)
2. I gonna go hajj at my friends hajj. (chill, house)
3. Since I'm underage, I had trouble buying some hajj the other day so I just ended up trying to make my own hajj.(liquor)
4. That haji needs stop being a hajj and man up to ask the girl on a hajj. (guy, pussy, date)
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Although commonly known as the Muslim pilgrimage to Mecca, the word "Hajj" may also refer to a hand-job. Since a BJ (blow-job) is often referred to as a "beej", a HJ (hand-job) can be called a hajj. (Given that BJ = Beej, HJ = Hajj).

Aside from meaning hand-job, "Hajj" is also synonymous with jacking off. When one is going on a Hajj by himself, he is simply masturbating alone.
Andrew: Wow, she is all over me tonight. I think she wants to take me to Mecca!
Bryan: Lucky! None of these bitches would ever touch me. It looks like I'm going on the Hajj alone tonight.
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To many Muslims, the Hajj is the spiritual journey or pilgrimage to Mecca, Saudi Arabia. Muslim sects believe that once in a Muslim's lifetime, he must make this holy pilgrimage to Mecca.
Muslim cleric: You must take the Hajj, young one.
Young Muslim: What, you mean Allahpalooza?
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A journey, esp. one which is arduous or difficult.
I had to walk three miles home in the snow. It was such a hajj.
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The Hajj is the "holy" pilgrimage to Mecca. It is one of the five pillars of faith that a Muslim needs to fulfill to get to heaven.
After we complete the Hajj, let’s go blow up our neighbor’s mosque!
by Fred L. September 18, 2007
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A snuggly little term used to describe any of various cuddling actions wherein the head regions of both snugglers are in close contact.. can be used as a noun, verb, exclamation, or adjective..
"hajj hajj hajj!!!"

"you are a cute wittle hajji kins"

"hajjul tajjul tooshul"
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