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a hairy tard is a person that is abnormaly hairy on their body or other areas and is mentaly unstable or stupid.
"hey,look at that hairy tard bet he has a hairy groin."

"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."

"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"
by vintage tard November 02, 2004

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