When a girl with a hairy patch above her vagina sits on your face, thus causing said patch to appear as a mustache on your face.
When my girl gives me a hairy sanchez, I look like I have Ron Jeremy 'stache.
by RangerDan2011 December 14, 2011
Covering my girlfriends Jizzed covered upper lip with pubes cut from my ball sack
My girlfriend looked like Hitler after I gave her a Hairy Sanchez
by Sweetchiba November 27, 2012