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1.
The act of consuming cheesy nachos off of the hairy chest of your partner.
"You know what sounds good, Scott? Mexican food."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."
by Toe-Knee88 February 19, 2012