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Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.
My girl wouldn't have sex with me so I went into the refrigerator and made a "hairy cuntaloupe."
by Adolf Ollerbusch August 27, 2009
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