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3.
A fellow sporting a a newly formed beard. The term is used usually when one comes across a lad sprouting a few more whiskers than usual as he has forgotten to wrangle a razor for a couple days.
"You're a bit of a hairy canary today, Jacko"
by monkee October 12, 2004
 
1.
Hysterical Temper Tantrum
When Walter found out that Gary spent the rent money on beer and hookers he had a Hairy Canary.
by leahcim September 28, 2005
 
2.
A very hairy vagina.
Damn, I was bout to go down on this chick, but I didn't cuz she had a fuckin Hairy Canary!
by Skin Flute March 13, 2003