Top Definition
Getting a bad haircut that is so bad that you must get your hair shaved off, or cut even shorter just to make it look better.
1: "Why are you bald?"

2: "My mom gave me such a bad haircut, I had to go to the barber to get a hairbortion."
by Blackenedchi September 01, 2012
Getting the worst haircut/style of your life; usually just before an important event like your wedding or a job interview.
Arghh, usual stylist wasnt in and the new preformed a late term hairbortion my highlights.
by myhusbandisdelicious September 17, 2010
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