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22.
Not really caring or worry about a matter at hand. An person with long hair or no crispy cut doesn't care about how they look, so one would say Long Hair Don't care or simply "hair" for short.
Rob: Bro, your girl what totally hitting on some guy last night..."
Todd: I don't really care, its my Hair.

Hank: Class starts in 5 minutes man, you are about to be late again...
Elliott: It's really my hair, that class is retarded anyway.
by yoboyIU May 30, 2011
 
1.
Stuff that grows on people's balls, heads, arms, legs, and stuff that grows on cats, dogs, your anus, and so on.
There sure is alot of hair on my balls!
by ERIC October 18, 2003
 
2.
the one place even the filthiest pornstars/hookers won't let you cum on
Ned: where do you want it?
Maude: anywhere but in my hair.
by Stupid Flanders December 02, 2005
 
3.
A growing substance found mostly on the head. Hair is largely amino acid based and can come in a veriety of colours e.g. brown, ginger, black or blonde.
Tomorrow I will comb my hair
by Jim Hodgson April 28, 2003
 
4.
stuff always in the way on your head and other not so polite places.
She has a head full of hair
by hair queens011 May 15, 2003
 
5.
1. The stuff on your head. It can come in any number of colors. Natural (Blonde, Brunette, Red, Brown, etc.) or not (Pink, Blue, Spotted, Polka-Dotted). You have to look this up?

2. A Play turned movie. The movie came out in the late '70s (79, I believe). It is mainly about a group of Hippies who meet a guy going to war in a couple of days. They see this girl on a horse and the soldier (Claude Bukowski) falls in love with her. It's a Musical taking place in New York and eventually Nevada. The songs are great (Aquarius, Sodomy, Hair, etc.), the characters are awesome (Bereger, Woof, Claude, etc.) and the dancing is cool(put together by Twyla Tharp). This is a great movie (I'm aware that's an opinion) and you should see it sometime.
1: "Oooh I love you're hair."

2: "Did you see the movie Hair?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Why would I watch something about hair?"
"Dude, you're missing the whole point of the movie. Go watch it!!"
by DirtyLittleWar_3500 August 08, 2004
 
6.
One of the oddest things in the universe.

Hair determines your personality. If your hair is brown, you are normal. If your hair is blonde, you are an idiot. If your hair is orange / red, you are an alien and deserve to die.

/sarcasm

Also, some people (Usually females) believe it is necessary to spend literally hours on their hair.

Hair grows everywhere on the human body except the palms of the hands, soles of the feet, eyelids, and lips.
Hair is basically dead skin. Though it should look nice, there is no point in spending half your day fixing it when it will just fall apart when you go to bed.

Hair color is just a color. It does not determine how smart you are.
by The 60th of Smith Street November 01, 2008
 
7.
umm ... its like fur, only worse
hey, nice fur man
by skiP August 21, 2003