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the drain clog caused by a mess of pubes and jizz
It's only safe to remove your own Hair Child from the shower -- and it's the right thing to do after a long shower
by kmfrayed February 21, 2012
that wad/ball of hair at the bottom of the tub/sink when you get done doing your own hair.
*gets done doing hair* "Aww man! Look at the size of that hair child in the drain!"
by mattchick January 27, 2012