"Hailey, can you send me the math homework? I left my "Number Power" at school. Thanks!" -Friend
6:fun and crazy
some hoe: what?
hailey: im totally going out with that hawt new guy
some hoe: are you seriuos?hes only been here for 2 days!
hailey: mhm,so what he was at my house last night,so was bryan!!
some hoe: omgsh you slutt bryan has a girlfriend!!
hailey: not anyy moree ;] but me n him are just friends..with benifits ;]
Person 2. No, what's wrong?
Person 1. Someone's trying to start shit.
Person 2. Where the FUCK IS THAT ASSHOLE?