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1.
An extremely lazy brown guy who still manages to outdo his peers; often possesses a tall, dark, and handsome appearance and overly thoughtful expressions.
1. Ay, stop being a Haids. You're making us all look bad.
2. Look at that Haids. He's a catch. I'm gonna have to trap him.
by Naveed Sukhrora June 20, 2008
 
2.
Hippie AIDS. The #1 killer of hippies.
Man, I can't believe Matt caught HAIDS from that chick with the hairy pits.
by MoBiggins October 18, 2010
 
3.
A man who enjoys sexual pleasure with older woman, mainly mothers over the age of 35. The act of performing sexual acts with woman who fail the majority standard by mainstream men.
Gees man, did you see that walrus that got Haids? Haids really gave it to her!
by Sp@nky69 July 13, 2008