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Distraught in appearance; unnecessary; equivalent to the shampoo "pert plus". Increases the volume and the intensity of the term Haggard.
Sick nasty, that is absoluely Haggert!

I could never wear that dress, it is simply haggert!

by Lindsey Kolbrek February 07, 2006
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