The youth of Hagerstown basically have nothing to do, thus they resort to committing crimes and loitering in places that seem to be public, such as the Valley Mall, but then get kicked out for being there.
The "Ghettos" of Hagerstown would include (But not be limited to) Noland Village, Johnathan Street, and Locust Street. Other real-estate is very expensive and hard to find cheap, so the majority of people live in the "city".
Other places in Hagerstown 'of interest' would be Dual Highway, commonly called "The Dual", where there is nothing but car dealerships and fast food restaurants. A common sight on Dual Highway would be Friday and Saturday Night Racing.
Downtown Hagerstown is inhabited by people in wheelchairs, who for some reason like to "hang out" at the town square, w...
Anyone who goes to Hagerstown Harvard (Hagerstown Community College) and finished out there is doomed to live in the sad mediocrity of that town. The reason for the overall populace being so idiotic is that all the smart citizens got out while they could.
However, there are a certain few in the town that like to stir things up a bit with water-balloons, muscle cars, blow-up dolls, or whatever they have. What else is there to do in a hick-town like that but make trouble. But please get me the hell out of there!
Me: The fact that the Community College's slogan contradicts itself pretty much sums up what you can expect here... idiots.
Bernidad Magellan: Word. Let's get some guys and play airsoft on the golf course.
Jon: Sounds good. Hagerstown rocks
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