Synonym for haas. Typically of or pertaining to the wearing of red hats. Speaking in a manner similar to the gingerbread man from Disney-Pixar's family comedy Shrek. Tends to be attracted to jean-stealers and to be amused by the various devious uses of Microsoft Paint.
Hombre 1: OMG, What happened to your faaaaaace???
Hombre 2: Man, check out that haas's Hagengakes. I'd hit til my dick falls off.