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An unattractive, middle-aged (or slightly older) woman. The term is commonly used to describe hysterical or ugly women in positions of power.
"I'll get you my little pretty, and your little dog too!" - Wicked Witch Of The West
by JM December 16, 2004
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Hag:

A rabid Jennifer Aniston fan or Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt hater.

Also called a Chin Hag.
ChinHag
Haggardston
Hagiston
HagHen
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Acronym for "Have a Great Summer" used by people who still want to write in your yearbook despite the fact that they don't actually know you well enough to say anything personal.
"HAGS! -Sara"

"Man, I just got hagged by this stupid bitch I barely know. I regret letting her sign my yearbook."
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A single female that has a gay, male best friend. Source: Will and Grace
Hag number 23 you are gonna have to control your homo.
by Vicky November 15, 2004
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A mean, spiteful old woman that likes to constantly reprimand/torture the younger portion of the human race. Usually associated with witches and strict librarians.
"That old hag kicked me out just 'cause I was talking to Johnny about my project!"
by The Eavesdropper February 18, 2008
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High Altitude Gas Syndrome
2 days after arriving at my ski chalet, I had HAGS non stop!
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That old hag told us off for playing football in the field
by Harry69 September 27, 2010
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