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Haemorrhoid Buster 

“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
Haemorrhoid Buster by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016
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Haemi Haemia haemin Haemish Hamid hami Hamil-trash Hamida hamie Haein

Hamilfan 

Noun: A person who is obsessed with Hamilton: An American Musical

Warning: This is no ordinary obsession. Side effects include bursting out into song whenever someone unknowingly makes a Hamilton reference, bursting into tears in public because "It's Quiet Uptown" came up on shuffle, and being unable to count to nine in French without sobbing by the time you get to seven, to name a few.
Person: Ugh, he's so annoying, he's constantly
Hamilfan: CONFUSING, CONFOUNDING THE BRITISH HENCHMEN
Another Hamilfan: EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!
Hamilfan: LAFAYETTE!
Person: I'm going to leave now, this is going to take a while (sighs)
Hamilfan by #AndPeggy March 25, 2020
Hamida is the coolest/Prettiest/smartest/most fun to hang out with person. she is one of those people who doesn't really study for the test but still gets one of the best marks. She is also too attractive for life!
we need hamidas
Hamida by BeautyOverload April 18, 2019
hamida is a beautiful girl. not just her, she accepts all people for who they are. She is not racist, sexist, stereotypical and so on. she might be your ideal type. she is very kind. she has a dark side - she's not all soft-ie.
"hamida is perfect."
hamida by gucciciaga October 30, 2019

hamilaria 

A incurable disease in which one feels the need to sing Hamilton lyrics in public, usually after being prompted by normal everyday speech .
Person:"Congratulations"
PersonSufferingFromHamilaria:"FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"

Ex2

Teacher: Now what can you tell from the lega-
PersonSufferingFromHamilaria: "LEGACY...WHAT is a legacy?! It's planting seeds in a garden you never get to see!"
hamida is most likely the prettiest girl in your class/you've ever met.She is so straight-forward (if she feels like she dislike you she will tell you immediately).
Hamida by BeautyOverload April 18, 2019