Township is basically fail.
Haddon Township Resident - "TAAAWNHEIP! yeehaw!" (takes swig from flask of whiskey)
Haddonfield resident-- "My weather is better than your weather. HA."
HT resident-- ...........
Girl Two- "Sure, bro. Wanna go get water ice, at Primo."
Girl One- "Fuck yeah, you fag."
Boy One- "Fuck! The cops!"
Haddon Township does the same thing tomorrow.
Haddonfield resident: HADDON TWP, Y U NO BE COOL AND RICH LIKE US????
perspn 2 : Haddon Township
person 1 : how was it ?
person 2 : i dont plan on partying anywhere else from now on
guy #2- in haddon township obviously,i have heard of 6 kegers goin on
get fucked up or ur gay