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1.a. A lowlife scumbag, taking advantage of people who feel absent minded as it is for locking there keys inside there home or automobile.
b. Someone who charges government prices and does a half-assed job.
c. An inferior, wannabe Locksmith making good people pay prices comparable to the cost of a 38" TV, and only getting the box the TV is supposed to come in.
d. the company "ABC Lock and Key" in Phoenix, AZ
e.Any and all companies not employing licensed locksmiths
That hacksmith tried to charge me $460 for a key that MY company only charges $135 and he said it would take 2-3 hours when I know it should take NO MORE THEN ONE HOUR! (for most vehicles)

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