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The Haberkern is a small, cute rain forest creature that is very adorable. The Haberkern is also known to be found in the Eastern part of the United States where it was originally created by mad scientists in a laboratory. Because of this creature, happiness and joy has been spread all throughout the coast to many lucky humans who get to dwell in its presents. Also, without the Haberkern, life would be dull and lifeless for many.
Look at that baby Haberkern!
by xkristan11x March 11, 2011

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