The habbotards are usually in the age 12-14.
Often have played RuneScape before 'exploring the world of Habboons'.
Habbotards appear to get a hardy of seeing pixelated furniture and 'coins', which they use to buy virtual furniture for their virtual room on the Habbo private server. (a 'retro')
Habbotards have barely any knowledge about what they are doing, they are following other peoples tutorials which are put on forums such as RaGEZONE.
Those tutorials have titles like '(TUT) (NOOB-FRIENDLY) (SET UP HABBO RETRO IN 10 MINUTES)', which exactly shows the low-level knowledge required for setting up a 'Habboon nest', basic computer knowledge and overall noobness.
However, Habbotards like spamming each other's threads and calling each other noob.
Often called a Habboon, but Habbotard is pretty regular too.
Nick: 'Go away habbotard, go do something with your life.'
Stay away from people with Habbotardastius.
These people don't have any social life and are probably on Habbo or Habbo Retros to try and get more furni. These Habbotards will only have rubber ducks and z shelfs.