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Habbo hotel is a seriously fucked up game, it was originally designed for 14-18 year olds then little 11 year olds came thinking they could get a fake gf/bf, most of the time people on there aare just pervets looking for some fun, and you know what i mean. People actually pay for cyber furniture? its stupid. i used to play, i got a aqua smoke machine for free off my mate.
ths is how i got a permanent ban, i accidently got the description mixed up with the name. the description was 'retro mystifcation', so i said selling retro mystification

me:SELLIN RETRO MYSTIFICATION
(other people selling stuff)
me:SELLIN RETRO MYSTIFICATION
*log off*
next day i log back in
*logs on to habbo hotel*
from habbo: Your account has been permanently banned, reason: 'some reason i can't remember'. Apparently i was advertising a retro website where i would steal passwords, its stupid, don't get sucked into the game people.
by m!zfit January 29, 2008
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A stupid site that, UNBELIEVEBLY, is worse than cokemusic.com Its loaded with preteen geeks who talk to no one in the real world and think they can get a "gf" or "bf" in a fucked up game. It also has tons of perverted fifty year old fat men. Who pretend that they are preteens.
Habbo Hotel is run by a bunch of money-hungry assholes who like to get kids to waste their money on pixellated furniture.
by 1337 is gay March 03, 2005
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A hotel which, despite having 7000 peopel online at a time, still only has two cars in the car park. It's a pixellated hotel, you have your own avatar called a habbo and you walk around talking to people. Most of the rooms are; beauty contests, trade rooms, race rooms, beauty salons and mafias. The moderators are called Hobbas and the majority of them have their heads jammed firmly up their arses. Censor words that aren't even rude, such as "mouseindustries", "sonicmouse" and "freewebs" for no apparent reason. Teenagers buy ridiculously overpriced fake furniture for their fake rooms with real money. They charge you £2.50 per blinking month so you can wear special clothes that everyone else who's stupid enough to waste money on Habbo Club is wearing.
www.habbohotel.com

Great if you are a loner/rich as hell/all of the above.
by Kay March 20, 2004
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Parents beware - supposedly for people age 13-18 yrs ... i wouldnt let my pre-teen on unless you want them to be sexually approached and learn about sexual 3 somes or more.... the kids at habbo need to get out more and learn proper social skills in the real world and if they need to find a date on the internet well they really do need a life. I think the example below speaks for itself and is a real example utilizing a users name and quotes what that user said in one of the hotel rooms.
cheesepoffs2: anyone girl here want to f*U*C*K me
by concerned parent April 12, 2005
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A virtual website where perverts and creeps can talk to innocent childeren. It's a VERY addicting game. I, myself, was addicted to Habbo Hotel until my parents made me quit. Once I got off of it I found a lot of much better sites than Habbo Hotel. People can get so addicted that Habbo Hotel is soon there reality. When I was playing it I was so addicted that i would play it 24-7 day and night. I wouldn't talk to my friends, family, and I got bad grades in school. The things I hate about Habbo Hotel Is that people ask for others ASL's. A guy could say asl? and the girl would say 15.f.ny and he would say Oh me too. But sadly the fact is MOST of the people that do that is really 40 year old men. The other thing is that people get bf's and gf's over the web, it's so pathetic. The other thing is furni. People actually have to pay real money for pixilized furni. It's like throwing your money in the garbage can. The fact is that over the internet you really don't know who you are talking to over the internet unless you know them. It's really important when someone asks you something creepy to just get out of that situation which most people don't do. AND LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS FOR GOD SAKE.
Habbo hotel is very evil and a scam. MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO
by Lisaa March 08, 2006
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A gay game in which you interact and chat with losers horny 10 year olds.
I was stupid enough to spend 50 dollars on this game, and then got scammed.
by Aaron March 27, 2005
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Habbo Hotel is just some fucked up little pixelated world. I can't see why people play it. You have to pay money for shitty little pixelated furniture and accessories. This is the place where all those little 9 year old horny bithes go to get some virtual boyfriend/girlfriend.

See also: junkie, slang, pedafile, dick head, apocalypse
dick_head1: Will u go out wif me???

dick_head2: yh sure. lets hav sex now.

dick_head1: get lost. ur dumped!

dick_head2: u broke my hart u bitch!!!

OR

dick_head3: wanna buy sum cheats?

dick_head4: ummmm!!!! i'm tellin of u and ur gonna get banned from goin on habbo hotel 4eva!!!
by JP Pizzle November 06, 2006
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