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22.
100% CRAP
not from concentrate.
Ingredients: 40% 50 year old overweight man-beats wanting 'cyber' for a cheap orgasm, 30% mindless youths buying 'credits' for pixelated furniture, games you can get free, and 'hc badges' to make up for their own unsocial lives, 20% chavs (see other desc.) 5% 'moderators' apparantly keeping an eye on the fuckers while actually what they probably do is sit in a chair with a box of doughnuts dishing out credits and thinking of new ways to scam money from kids,5% actual humain people willing for time-worthy conversation (of which are hard to find).
Conatins 100% of your RDA of SHIT.
Best served chilled.
'moderators': hey kids buy credits and gain the respect and love of your fellow 3cm high friends!
50 year old man-beast: YEY FINALLY! SEXUAL RELEASE!!!!!!!!
habbo hotel
by Cyri October 19, 2006
80 17
 
23.
It is one of the most boring fucking games that you can get addicted to. Sadly I did.
Example, I got addicted and spent over $100 dollars then told a hobba to go ram a lam for asking me to come to his room, little bell shag, and he banned me for "ever" so I wrote a lovely letter in telling them all to shove it you sad excuses for 18+ yr olds, grow some pubes and stop playing with little kids.
by Habbo=WasteOfMoney January 03, 2005
97 34
 
24.
I got kicked from habbo for selling cheats and stealing. WHAT A RIP!
Habbo guy: GIGGLES please leave.
GIGGLES: WHAAAAAA
by GIGGLES May 02, 2005
191 129
 
25.
Some damn place where everyone who approaches you asks 3 things: age, gender and place of living. People ask for marriages and relationships that are just no use. There is no point to this game. You walk around, WOW!
Habbo1: Tell me your age, gender and place of living
Habbo2: OK!

A short while later

Habbo1: Can we get married?
Habbo2: Yep sure, it's only a game

Next Day
Habbo1 arrives at habbo2's house with a ring

Habbo2: I didn't really want to marry you.
Habbo1: Noooooooooooooooooo. I'm gonna sulk for the rest of my life!
by a la dude May 31, 2005
82 23
 
26.
habbo hotel sucks. the habbo staff rip people off! they make u spend all ur money on credits/coins. then they bann u for no reason!!! and they hav fucking silly rules!!!!!!!! they censor non-swear words! i got banned for 'ever', for telling someone 'me and my crew run things here at habbo hotel'! im gonna hack habbo, then they'll all pay!!! hahahhahaha.....
habbo hotel sucks. the habbo staff rip people off! they make u spend all ur money on credits/coins. then they bann u for no reason!!! and they hav fucking silly rules!!!!!!!! they censor non-swear words! i got banned for 'ever', for telling someone 'me and my crew run things here at habbo hotel'! im gonna hack habbo, then they'll all pay!!! hahahhahaha....
by MC_LOOT April 15, 2005
115 57
 
27.
A community plagued with false identities, and incompetent moderators. You get to mix with the socially inept, and the stereotypical looks, to the unusual attitudes and the Habbo proclaimed legends, the Habbo Staff, who are loved because of their unique shiny badge. But the most indecent act, their scheming efforts to drag money out of pre adolescent teenagers, who incidentally, find it hard to obtain weekly cash as it is. Sometimes, you even get judged by your look off some prejudice room owner, offering a wild party.

But why do I visit? It’s something I enjoyed doing, until I realized I was idiotic enough to give my money, which I earned off the company I work for, and fund it back into Habbo Ltd. However, it does offer a exclusive chatting experience. Weather it’s to send malicious threats through the blue question marks, or to insult the Ineffectual moderators with random, childish insults, it does get disturbingly addictive.

However, Habbo is probably the most established chatting website on the net. It gives you the chance to interact with other people around the world. Indeed you get the self proclaimed pessimists, such as myself, who dislike the habbo staff because of their money making schemes and antics. But it still manages to attract over 5,000 visitors on certain hours, and has over 5 different hotels running in different countries. That though, is an achievement.

larc
But if you join the Habbo Club you'll have better clothes and furniture for your rooms!

They are pulling you in.
by larc September 07, 2004
83 25
 
28.
Absolutely the worst festering pile of shit on the internet. Inhabited soley by 12 year old chavs, pseudo-gangsters and 46-year-old child molesters. If you value your sanity and don't want to lose all faith in the worth of the internet, do not go here.
"Furni" is the most rediculous word on the internet.
by omgwtfbbqlolz July 06, 2005
85 28