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Okay Guys, Dont Listen To The Other People. The following statements are 100% true:

-You DONT have to spend money
-There are PLENTY of people without furni, nobody pressures you!
-They need the cash to maintain the websites, its in 15 different countries! If they were rich, habbo would NOT be filled with ads.
-Habbo is a pretty good social expreince. You can learn how to prevent ideantity theft, learn about how if you get caught doing something wrong it can get you in to trouble, and it even helps you learn there are bad people in the world.
-Habbo is MODERATED THE BEST it can be.
Its not the moderators fault if idiots like you dont report the people who are causing the problems, its yours!
If someone is having ''it'' then its YOUR duty to report it. The ''Mods'' dont know something is wrong, unless you TELL THEM!
-Habbo hotel is a great place to make new friends from different places. You can even keep in touch with far away friends/cousins/other family members.
-The only reason people bash habbo is becuase you ''have to buy furni'' but YOU DONT.
Jenny: Hey lets go eat some virtual pizza!
Josh: Okay lets go!
-at the pizza place-
Jenny: This is great!
Josh: Habbo Hotel is fun! Try it!

HABBO - A new world! - www.habbohotel.com
(go to sulake.com to find one for YOUR country)
by woky November 23, 2005
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Habbo Hotel is a fun place to chat and make friends. All the lamers who are saying it's disgusting and pointless are just sad because they're banned for trying to act cool. Habbo Hotel is the best virtual chat website I've ever been on. You can personalize your own character and arrange rooms to fit your likings. I strongly recommend it.
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The best virtual chat site on the net.
by Malfunctionn August 02, 2004
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Habbo Hotel is a retarded game where perv preeteens that know about sex but aren't sexually mature and no-lifes that cant find someone to really have sex with play. You end up spending so much money on habbo 'credits' that your phone bill ends up at about $2000. Also, everyone either has dyslexia, or just cant be bothered to type right. If your a 'norm' and not a Habbo Club or VIP club member, you are a n00b, and if you say 'i dont care' you will be reported.
A normal conversation in Habbo Hotel

TypicalHabbo: 0mFG 1 5p3n7 $200 on c01n2. 1 m 50 r1ch 0n H4880!1!1!11!!!!!!11111!!!11!11

NormalPerson: Dude, why spend money on a virtual game? get a life.

TypicalHabbo: l0l u r ju57 j34l0U5 cu2 y0u 4RN7 V1P L1K3 M3 H4 H4 1m R3p0r71ng y0u R374rd!1!!1!1!1!1!!!!1!111!!!1!

NormalPerson: ...
by HabboIsGay334 April 09, 2011
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Habbo Hotel is a Fun website, If Your bored it is a good time waster. DO NOT get addicted like i was, i'd spend 5+ hours a day on habbo. this had affects on me, i had no social life at all, i gained alot of wieght from just sitting around at the computer. I've Easily Wasted over $500 on furniture. I started playing it when i was 12 years old and i played untill i was almost fifteen. As of currently i am taking a break from habbo. it is not interesting to me. but i am not an obnoxious VIP like people claim. i Respect all people on habbo, i dont E-date anymore either. i stopped after like 2 years. I still do buy coin cards from my local Walgreens, But i am not going to be buying VIP/HC anymore. I am Focusing on making cool themed rooms.

some things i hate about habbo-
1.All the gangs and mafias(they will virtually attack you i usually troll them)
2.Relashionships
3.Habbo Babies(they pretend to be babies so someone will adopt them and then they ask their parents for coins, then when they are VIP/HC they diss their parents, They also talk like this"Hwello Cwan Ywou Bwe Mwy Dwaddy?"
4.The Games-most of the games are scams now and if your not VIP you lose half of themlist of games-Kick the ugly, Telephrase, Take me out, Falling furni, Dont hit my wall and many other bullshit mazes.
5. If you are not VIP most VIP members wont give you the light of day and call you a noob.
OVERALL-Only Play It Sometimes, Dont let it become a daily activity
VIP CONVO
vip1:hey girl you looks sexy
vip2:o thanks
non-vip:hey guys im just looking for some friends

vip1:go away noob
vip2:yea
non-vip:i've been on for 4 years, you both hav ebeen on for 5 months each
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Babys
BabyFag: Hwello Cwan Ywou Awdopt Mwe?
DumbIdiotWhoAdoptsFags: ok

*later*
BabyFag: gwive mwe fwurnis mwommy!
DumbIdiotWhoAdoptsFags: i have none
BabyFag: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Kick The Ugly
*allVIPS pick norm*
non-vip :(.
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VIP
this is another SHIT way of habbo to make money, they have HC(habbo club) and now VIPwhich is dumb
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banned for convo
guy:hello i would like to meet some friends
girl:ok my names Derpina
guy: cool mines Herp
*guy gets banned for asking for personal info*
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Casino Convo
vip1: hey norm getlost
non-vip:o ok i guess you dont want to bet my throne
vip1:*damn FML*
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Relashionships
girl:hey wanna go out?
guy:Sure
Girl: ok bby ilove you so much wanna get married?
guy:ok
*1 cybersex later*
girl:o im preg with your baby you have to give me some coins and furnis or i will find a new father!
guy:o ok*gives all stuff*
me:Bro you got ho'd
lol habbo hotel
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habbo hotel is a place where everyone abides the rules and is all gay and all safe and whoever doesnt gets banned just cause they want ppl to do what they want and habbo staff really should get out more

p.s they are are all nice guys and puffs
never give your personal details out and always be safe
(how gay is that?)
by matthew legg January 12, 2004
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I agree with the last definition of habbo hotel. I think it's a great interactive site. All the other bitter people who have got nothing better in their lives but bag on entertianing and fun thing proberly don't no how to have much fun. I strongly recomend Habbo Hotel it's one of the best interactive sites in the world.
Fun,Entertaining,best in the world.
by Habbouser January 21, 2005
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A virtual hotel where you walk around and talk to other people. Pretty fun if you have a lot of friends online. What sucks is that you can't buy any good furniture without having to spend real money.
Person 1 - Let's go on Habbo Hotel tonight.
Person 2 - Ok.
by DarkerWinter July 22, 2011
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