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1.
the name/term for the event of 01.03.08 when Britney Spears was carried off in a stretcher (with ankle restraints in use) for mental evaluation in hospital after using a toxic substance in high volume, which may have been responsible for her refusing to give her two children, sean preston and jayden james to her partner, kevin federline (kfed) within her visitation rights.
guy 1: hey Gary, did you hear that Simone got kidnapped yesterday?she was screaming and everything!

Gary: hey, I'm sure it wasn't as bad as HOSTAGE BRITUATION '08
by Jilania January 04, 2008
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2.
The name www.ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com gave to the Spears/Federline standoff on January 3rd, 2008.
"Dudddeee did you hear about Hostage Brituation '08?!?"
"Yeah I'm reading about it on PerezHilton.com!!"
by the chick with the teased hair. January 04, 2008
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