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The greatest most intense energy bar you will ever eat in your entire life. It is said to give one super human strengths, keen sight, steady breathing, strong trigger finger, killer mentality, stone cold concentration.... and best of all comes in these fantastic flavors Apple-Cinnamon, Cran-Raspberry, Chocolate, Raspberry and Mocha !!!
Pvt. Snuffy: I don't think I can make this ruck march...30 miles seems like a lot Sergeant

Sgt. Slaughter: Bullshit, Here private, try this .....HOOAH BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pvt. Snuffy: Wow thanks Sergeant!! that ruck march was easy thanks to that hooah bar!!
by Ikillhajis77 February 09, 2010