HOMOcidal: MAKE OUT WITH ME!!
Straight woman: No, I have a boyfriend.
HOMOcidal: YOU'RE GAY.
Regular Joe 2: Well, what happened?
Regular Joe: Surprisingly, nothing. He said "THAT DOESN'T WORK ON US! WE'RE GAY!" and tried to slap me.
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