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to sexually penetrate a partner at the first attempt
trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg
by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003
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1.
sex-on-the-first-date
"That chick I picked up last night was a hole-in-one."
by Jerah Benven February 02, 2006
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2.
Screwing a girl on the day you first met her. When telling someone you got a hole in one it must be followed by describing how hot she was in par terms; a par one being ugly, a par 5 being georgeous and put-put being gross and skanky
"Hey man, I got a hole in one last night, but it was put-put."
by High Life AP April 18, 2005
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3.
During intercourse, the male pulls out right before he cums, and then he ejaculates and makes it perfectly into the belly button of the girl. Also applies to male masturbation, shooting your load in your own belly button.
Guy: "Oh man that was a hole in one!!"

Girl: "Ew, clean it out!"
by madrascaldavid December 29, 2009
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4.
A girl (usually a slut) who is willing to bonk a guy after he buys her one drink. Girl may also be a cadbury
"That girl is such a whore.. she bonked this dude she met last night and all he had to do was buy her a drink"
"What a hole-in-one"
by orgabulator June 03, 2004
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5.
A bitch (contortionist) that can lick her own pussy
The bitch at the circus can perform a hole-in-one!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007
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6.
Some men, hereto referred to as fags, choose to place gauged earrings in their ears until their lobes hang down to their genitalia. Fags have jerk parties where they play fun circle jerk games. These fags will sit in even groups, usually four fags is ideal. They sit across from one another and try to ejaculate into the gauged ear of the fag sitting across from them. If they make it in the hole on the first stroke round it's a hole in one! Some variations include handicaps for larger and smaller gauges.
Joe: Hey...Carl, so nice to see you.
Carl: what's up man? Hey, do you see those fags over there with the gauged earrings?
Joe: yea man, what the hell? I bet they scored a hole in one or two last night.
by Sintino August 22, 2011
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7.
Golf term, hitting the ball into the hole with a single stroke.
ALRIGHT! Hole in one!
by Arran January 03, 2005
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