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HOD
Hands On Deck; referring to football or any sport that relies on a players ability to catch.
If a player makes an amazing catch or you want to chant it because of their catch you shout HOD?
by FD punter November 04, 2010
 
1.
HOD
Hand on Dick or HOD is a term used for when you're on the computer but zone out while watching porn.

Used like AFK or BRB.
Random#1: Hey Jim, are you there? We pulled the boss.

Jim: Oh hold on guys, HOD.
by HODMCGEE May 12, 2013
 
2.
HOD
Hop off my Dick (stop fucking annoying me)
Dominic: Why didn't you text me today?????

Emily: HOD

get off my jock
by jerkinnn9inches December 11, 2010
 
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HOD
"Hang Over Dump" - After a long night of drinking the first ,perhaps of many, poops that accompany the other symptoms of the hangover. This pooh is smellier and larger than normal poops and can be a variety of colours depending on what you drank the night before.
White Regis: "Dude I can't remember anything from Wet'n'wild camping"

Brown Regis: "Me either man but i just had the biggest HOD it looked like my family's christmas fruit cake and smelled like a dying fetus"
by Sci Swagster 2010 July 23, 2010
 
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HOD
abbreviation for "hop off dick" aka leave me the fuck alone
Person 1: (Watching someone's conversation)

Person 2: HOD!
by Dingledine A102 2014 November 02, 2010
 
5.
To be greatly insulted or put down by another.
"Eat a dick bitch!"
"Daaamn man! You just got ho'd!"
by MannyMike April 27, 2006
 
6.
head on demand (oral sex when requested )
H.o.d. is essential for a good relationship
 
7.
Hop Of Dick
ayee niqqa can i cuff

me- l naw H.O.D bitch unless yu tryina suck a dick
by 115885084634318631 April 15, 2011