abbreviation for "hop off dick" aka leave me the fuck alone
Person 1: (Watching someone's conversation)
Person 2: HOD!
Hop off my Dick (stop fucking annoying me)
Hand on Dick or HOD is a term used for when you're on the computer but zone out while watching porn.
Used like AFK or BRB.
Random#1: Hey Jim, are you there? We pulled the boss.
Jim: Oh hold on guys, HOD.
"Hang Over Dump" - After a long night of drinking the first ,perhaps of many, poops that accompany the other symptoms of the hangover. This pooh is smellier and larger than normal poops and can be a variety of colours depending on what you drank the night before.
White Regis: "Dude I can't remember anything from Wet'n'wild camping"
Brown Regis: "Me either man but i just had the biggest HOD it looked like my family's christmas fruit cake and smelled like a dying fetus"
To be greatly insulted or put down by another.
"Eat a dick bitch!"
"Daaamn man! You just got ho'd!"
head on demand (oral sex when requested )
H.o.d. is essential for a good relationship
Hop Of Dick
ayee niqqa can i cuff
me- l naw H.O.D bitch unless yu tryina suck a dick