Acronym for Hard-on Management Services.
A type of business which engages in managing male "hard-on's" usually by Hard-On Management Technicians, or HMTs.
Usually under a Hard-On Management Supervisor, which has the Technicians working under him.
Normally services are charged by the hour, the rate negotiated before the services are performed.
Rumored to be "The Oldest Profession"
Dude: Hey Joe, I heard you hard to call in HMS last night.
Joe: Yeah man, I needed some release. My HMT was pretty hot too.
Dude: How much did you pay?
Joe: I paid my HMT $200 for an hour, plus a tip.
An abbreviation for "Her(His) Majesty's Ship" which is used to identify ships of the United Kingdom.
The HMS Victory has just sailed into Plymouth harbour
HMS or How Many Stell's is the scale of rating the looks of a girl on the basis of how many Stella Artois it would take to engage in sexual relations with them.
The rating spans from 0-15 0 being the lowest 15 being the highest.
NOTE: It is always based on straight PINTS and bad ratings can lead to diciplinarys within the group of lads. If you see a 0 stells candidate then they can then be rated out of 5 as a more accurate rating 5 being a highest.
Lewis: Hey Jake!
Jake: What her?
Lewis: Yeah the red head!
Jake: Thats a standard 0 Stells man!
Lewis: You know! Nill Poits
'Her Majesty's Ship' in reference to 'shipping' for fandoms. In my experience, I have only seen this referred to in the Harry Potter fandom. It may be in others, but I dont know.
The HMS Orange Crush is my preferred shipping, and I absolutely barf when I find out someone ships HMS Harmony.
a short abbreviation for hot monkey sex, involving two or more individuals and of course a monkey.
Damn son did you hear about all that HMS brad and riannon are having lately?
Hot Men Secks
poll0r riding butt honkeys.
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