Top Definition
HMO
A group insurance that entitles members to services of participating hospitals and clinics and physicians.
The employess at my HMO are a bunch of homos.
by qbert February 04, 2004
In a game of "Apples to Apples", the HMOs card was mistaken for HOMOs and now will forever be played as the HOMOs card.

It is also now acceptable to substitute the word homo or gay with HMOs.
Whats with all the clemans and HMOs around here?
by Jimmythefish March 18, 2008
The word H-mo is used to describe a person who is acting like a fag
Vezina you are an H-mo
by The-Mac December 07, 2007
Homo
Dude...you are such a h-mo.
by MyNameisDarian May 05, 2009
Pronounced: "h" mo.

1.) Someone who is both emo and homo.
2.) Someone who is emo and is acting really gay (lame).
3.) Someone who, in general, is a sucky person, sucks at life, and sucks possible dick.
1.) Chase: Dude, I'm pretty sure Ryan was hitting on me tonight--I could totally see some bone-lovin'.
Alex: Yeah, dude, that's because he's an h-mo, but it's all good.
Chase: Oh...
2.) Asian John: Dude, why is Geo running around licking that guy's face?
Josh: I don't know, he's acting pretty lame.
Asian John: Yeah, I'm tired of him singing about his Puerto-Rican heritage when he's not even Puerto Rican. He's totally h-mo.
3.) Geo: Dude, I just, I'm really proud of my heritage, and I want all my other Puerto Ricans out there to listen as I play my acoustic guitar and cry into a bucket that will later be passed around for everyone's tears so that someone can pour it all over my face and we'll share eachother's tears. Cause you can't find love in your hair, or your clothes, or your girlfriend, or drugs, only God. Only God can set you free. Sooo, what I'm trying to say is: don't break your edge!
Audience member: Holy shit this guy's h-mo as hell.
by sweeeeet ass October 08, 2007
In a game of "Apples to Apples", the HMOs card was mistaken for HOMOs and now will forever be played as the HOMOs card.

It is also now acceptable to substitute the word homo or gay with HMOs.
Samm:"Mystical: unreal, make believe."
Ryan:"HMOs"
by Jimmythefish March 17, 2008
Homosexual or gay man or woman
Is he/she h-mo or no? Also: Mo or no?
by Sead May 26, 2006
hmo
hannah montana obsession
Laura : I just watched a whole season of Hannah Montana
Mel : Omg you've got HMo
Laura : I Know :O
by DisneyyyFreak July 03, 2009

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