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High Maintenance Hoe.

A woman who is promiscuous AND requires large sums of

money and/or time spent on or with her.

These woman are characteristically superficial and often lack intelligence.
Guy #1: "Woah, did you just see that chick?"

Guy #2: "Yeah, she's got a nice ass but she's definitely an HMH."

Guy #1: "Damn."
by Alice R. December 19, 2009
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When he was walking me home he hmh.
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The only proper response for disappointment, failure, joined success, silent agreement, condorring and everything else.
Case 1:

Dude #1: "Fuck my guitar string sprung loose."

Dude #2: "Hmh."

Dude #1: "Hmh."

Case 2:

Dude #1 and Dude #2 write eachother the exact same idea at the same time and the following conversation ensues:

Dude #1: "Hmh."

Dude #2: "Hmh."
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Happily Married Hetero. In gay and lesbian culture, an individual who does not share one's sexual orientation and/or is unavailable due to being heterosexual and happily married - or at least married - to someone of the opposite sex. May be used disparagingly or in a purely descriptive way.
man #1 (admiringly): "Mmmm, who's that?"
man #2: "Don't bother. He's HMH."

woman #1: "I saw Ace having coffee with someone new. What's up?"
woman #2: "Oh, she ran into an HMH friend from college. They were just catching up."
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