a hot mother f****r. if not paired with another person, are usually sitting and playing video games all day, and is in a constant hunt for food. they're very passionate for what their interests are, they use much emphasis when telling stories, and rarely have boring moments. their hair is amazing and they are very seductive in their ways. they have the most beautiful eyes one will ever see. an hmf is always making perverted jokes, and the one listening is unmistakeably always laughing. commonly, an amazing person that one is very lucky to ever meet, and there is only one in eternity.
i'm in love with an hmf.