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Hold my beer. Usually said before doing something stupid.
HMB while I put this crayon in my butt.
by VisibleKitten June 15, 2014
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slang abbreviation for "hit me back." usually used in texting and ims.
yo, kid. hmb. peace...
by kelsey April 06, 2005
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In HMB bout to hit up the Coast.
by Media Luna August 09, 2006
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Acronym-High Maintenance Bitch
by Neil October 27, 2003
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A town on the northerner coast of California; Half Moon Bay.
Don't give me no bammer weed, we don't smoke that shit in the HMB.
by Nor-Cal April 15, 2003
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1. Shorthand for "Hamburger" in Brazilian outlets of clown subsidized fast food McByproduct joints.
2. Human growth hormone, popular with East German women's swimming teams.
3. Her Majesty's Bulldog. Euphemism for an untidy vagina and pubic area on an otherwise posh female specimen.
1, 2, and 3. "I'd love to have a large sized HMB in a bathtub with Peach dressing. Yeah."
by HMB March 27, 2003
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Jen is such an HMB.
by Neil March 05, 2004
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