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HLS
Acronym for "Hillary Loves Sucking". Maybe she perfected the art of it from Monica?
You suppose that Hillary will become a true HLS if she ever gets to be president(I'm sure that would help her get what she wants)?
by Panchoman December 01, 2006
 
1.
HLS
Acronym for Hot Lesbian Sex
Girl: Just the other day i had some HLS with my girlfriend.
by krassalex August 27, 2005
 
2.
HLS
Hook, line, and sinker. A fishing metaphor used to describe gullible people.
The sheeple are falling for the media's lies hls.

I told Jen we were going to the movies, and she fell for it hls. (goes to party)
by rca April 30, 2013
 
3.
hls
An acronym used by Eric Bischoff on Monday Night RAW between 2002 and 2005 standing for Hot Lesbian Sex. He had two scantily clad women come down to the ring and kiss and undress each other. When they were down to their scivies, Bischoff or some other wrestling talent would come out and interupt the girls. This would leave the audience disappointed and booing.
Bischoff: "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you HLS!"
by Tiph January 23, 2008
 
4.
Habitual Line Stepper
Rick James crosses the line habitualy. He's a H.L.S.!
by Nick the slick August 03, 2006
 
5.
HLS
Hot Load Swallowed

Describes a sexual act carried out by hot young "fillies" at the climatic end of a sexual encounter whereby said "filly" grants the males seed passage down her esophagus. A highly sexually gratifying act.
Gentleman No1. "Did you get anywhere with Elisabeth last night?"

Gentleman No2. "Yes well after a vigorous night of brandy and courting I came away with a result...HLS"

Gentleman No1. "Here here Nigel...you old dog!"
by Mr Stuzo July 22, 2008
 
6.
HLS
Hot Load Swallowed

Describes a sexual act carried out by hot young "fillies" at the climatic end of a sexual encounter whereby said "filly" grants the males seed passage down her esophagus. A highly sexually gratifying act.
Gentleman No1. "Did you get anywhere with Elisabeth last night?"

Gentleman No2. "Yes well after a night of vigorous night of brandy and courting I came away with a result...HLS"

Gentleman No1. "Here here Nigel...you old dog!"
by Mr Stuzo July 22, 2008