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Abbreviation for Holy Jumpin' Fuckin' Jesus!

A phrase used by the late great comedian genius George Carlin during stand up.
HJFJ that hippie just ate shit off his bike face first into that fountain!

HJFJ I overslept for my exam!

HJFJ I fireshat through my pants onto the walls at tacobell
by The Great Bandito April 16, 2011

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