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HJ
Bad Use: Hitler Jugend
means Hitler Youth in German

The German Youth was prepared and trained in the HJ. Worked somehow like the boyscouts, but it's only aim was war.

Good Use: Hand Job
My Grandfather was in the HJ.You can't say he is a nazi. He was forced to.

Yesterday she gave me a HJ
by Old Wise Man February 13, 2004
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1.
hj
acronymn for hand job. the act of pleasuring a man's penis by stroking it vigorously with a hand. Similarly like the acronymn bj. Also for slang purposes the acronymn can be seperated to clue its hidden derogatory meaning.
"She gave me a wicked hj."
"So did she h the j?"
"She took the h train all the way to J town."
"She dropped a wicked h bomb on j pan last night."
by Darrius August 30, 2004
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2.
hj
A handjob, i mean, it's nothing compared to a a blowjob, but hey. It's a start.
by anonymous July 29, 2003
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3.
hj
Something a man and women do when they are bored, or when people are close by- in that case cover with a blanket or jacket and apply poker faces
Hey, *insert male name here*, I'm bored... do you have your jacket with you?
by Kristine August 01, 2004
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4.
HJ
handjob; a stroking of thy cock with thy hand
Madison: Diana gave this guy an HJ.
Diana: Madison wants to get Owen's skeet on her hands by giving him a HJ.

ps; truedat :D
by plantpolice August 11, 2007
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5.
a handjob from that special someone
i love it when your mom gives me h.j.'s
by joey platinum March 13, 2003
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6.
HJ
A handjob.
Hey man! I said 20 for an HJ, not no measly 10.
by Dr. Rockso Baby December 28, 2009
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7.
HJ
Short for Hand Job. Only used by the extremly lazy or extrodinarily cool.
Dude, Sally hooked it up with a primo HJ last night.
by mhsimp February 03, 2007
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