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the hivs, pronounced 'hivz' with a short 'i' sound is slang primarily used in Long Island, New York for human immunodeficiency virus or HIV.
Man, dude is lookin' real busted lately. I think he might have the hivs!
by Boogie Banger October 19, 2006
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Hopkins Impaired Vision (HIV)

When people get used to the ugly students at Johns Hopkins University and eventually find somewhat unattractive people attractive after being disconnected from the real world for long periods of time.
Tim: Hey what school did you go to?
Mike: Johns Hopkins University
Tim: Jesus, do you still have HIV or is your definition of hot starting to change?
by Numnah May 02, 2009
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Stands for Hannans Hash House Harriers. The Greatest Hash club on the planet. The IV is actually Roman numerals for the number 4.
Hey Cockers are you going to H.IV tonight?.

You bet! It's a special run and there's bound to be Skimpies.
by Grant Wholey April 10, 2008
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Rarely-needed abbreviation for "hot island vagina", often confused with the not so desirable life-threatening virus.
Dude, I went to Hawaii last week and got HIV.
Oh my god, man. I'm so sorry!
Sorry? Best HIV of my LIFE, bro! Mmm, mmm.

Student: Can you get HIV from a public toilet?
Teacher: Reach for the stars, kid.
by Ha-mes April 15, 2009
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I want you to go and spread HIV everyone you see! If they don't have HIV go give it to em'!
by dennis espinosa motherfker. November 19, 2008
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Contrary to the first definition, HIV and aids is quite common in gays although it was not exclusive to them as there were also many drug users with the disease too when it was discovered in the eighties. Although the disease is indeed said to have originated from monkeys.
by Skialian December 26, 2013
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Pronounced, "high five" (from hi - v (5)) - a surreptitious way to describe a person with HIV. Also, "HI-fiver"
The junkie in 2 is a high-fiver.
High-five coming in by ambulance - gown up!
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
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