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A crappy ass band with no talent. they suck. and so does bam cus he likes him and hes a jerk. The band HIM also has a ugly lead singer. whats with people thinking hes hot? with his shaved pubs and ugly ass tatoo. GEEZE!
I can't believe HIM is famous! They have no talent! geeze!
by Jeanette October 12, 2004
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Suposed homosexual porn movie about the life of Jesus Christ compared with a nameless contemporary man and their shared sexual tastes. Hotly sought-out and marked for destruction by the Religious Right, in reality there is NO SUCH MOVIE!!!
Rumours of such a movie have been circulating since the early 1970's. Said rumours were probably started amongst the Gay community for sole purpose of annoying the Moraly Indignant, and there was even a false review of it in a book about the "golden turkeys," aka the worst movies ever made. This, of course, only served to strengthing the Religious Right's resolve to find-and-burn!! It's review in said book of "golden turkeys" was actually part of a reader contest to find the one fake movie amongst the real "stinkers."
Despite endless (and fruitless) searches --and the truth being held in their collective faces-- certain members of the Religious Right still continue their sacred mission to find-and-destroy this non-existant movie!
Bill: "Hey, man. You here about that gay-porn movie called "Him?" Some pretty freaky sheet happens in it!"

Tom: "Calm yourself down before you ruin your shorts. There is no such movie. It's all just a rumour going 'round."

Bill: "Really? Then what the hell was that video I was watching last night!?"

Tom: "You STILL have home video of my 16th birthday party!?"
by Carl J. Maltese April 29, 2007
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HIM/H.I.M - A shitty band from Finland whose music consists of shitty instrumentals and crappy lyrics, that occasionally slaughters a classic song with a shitty cover of it. I honestly don't see why all these kids jizz themselves over them.
1.1 Is it just me, or are all of these instrumentals the same?
1.2 WTF! HIM just slaughtered 'Don't Fear the Reaper'!
1.3 Wow, that kid over there must have a scat fetish with the way he's whacking it to HIM's shitty music.
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A band fronted by Ville Valo and popularized among 12 year old girls by Bam Margera.

They sound like a shitty version of Tiamet.
HIM can blow me and then take their Sweet 666 from my revolver.
by Ri January 20, 2005
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Legit, one of the greatest bands ever. They came from Finland. HIM stands for His Infernal Majesty. And the lead singer, Ville Valo, is madd sexxi.
HIM is one phuching amazing band.
by Paigeee May 05, 2007
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A finnish band that's been around for a while and is fronted by Ville Valo, who may not be the greatest lyricist in the world, but certainly isn't the worst. I say we cut him a break. He is Finnish after all. They've become overwhelmingly popular thanks to Bam Margera exploiting them. And now twelve year olds think that they're goths since they heard them on MTV. I like HIM. People think that they're too cool for HIM and have never given them a chance. They're musical elitists. They make the world more difficult because they have nothing better to do than bash your musical taste.
HIM isn't overwhelming original.

Musical Elitist: Ew! You like HIM?? Your so lame! They suck! Oh my god! Your so lame!! YOuR SO dUmB! What coorporate sell outs!! blah blah blah blah!!!

Person: Well I still like them. Why do you even care?

Musical Elitist: Uh........Because they suck!! Listen to some REAL music that everyone else in this underground society I dabble with on occasion listens to. Because that way, you can rebel from mainstream socity but you still don't have to really form your own ideas or become your own person!

Person: I'll have to ask you to leave.
by Sadda July 19, 2006
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The best band to ever live. They are from Finland. Most people only know this because of Bam, but who cares because Bam Margera is amazing too. H-I-M stands for His Infernal Majesty. GO LISTEN TO SOME H.I.M NOW!
H-I-M'S singer Ville Valo has the best vocals ever
by chrissyyyyy August 19, 2007
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