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16. HILF
Horse I'd Like to Fuck.
From the word milf (mother i'd like to fuck), coined by the American Pie movies.
Used to describe a horse that you find incredibly delectable and would love to have sex with.
Can be said by both men and women, but in the case of women sex with a horse has been known to cause massive internal bleeding, normally resulting in a slow and painful death.
1.'Fucking hell,look at that hot horse in the field across the road. What a HILF...I'd love to lick HER sugar cube!'

2.'Look at that girl on that horse. I wish she'd fuck off so that i could that HIlF a good riding!....Then i'd bang her too.'
1. HILF
Handicap I'd Like to Fuck
"Check out the HILF in the wheelchair. She'd Hot!"
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2. HILF
Hindu I'd Like to Fuck
M.I.A. is one big HILF
3. HILF
HILF Hair I'd Like To Fuck
Hey I just saw this customer the other day, and oh man she was a major hilf.
Hilf? What is that? Hair I'd Like to Fuck.
Her hair was so long, and it looked so silky. so that is why I called her a hilf
4. HILF
Hologram I'd Like to Fuck
Cortana the A.I. from The Halo Franchise is a HILF
5. HILF
Hound I'd Like to Fuck.

Because of all those sexy doggies out there!
Person 1: 'Phwooaar! Check out that german shepherd over there!'
Person 2: (in agreement) HILF.
6. hilf
Homo i'd like to fuck.
That's one hot hilf.
7. hilf
heather i'd like to fuck ;).
flawless fucking hilf ;];)
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