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A (usually annual) gathering of old, stinky, unwashed, and severely overweight men (with a limited number of women, usually of the same qualities) where antiquated and largely useless radio equipment is bought, sold, and traded, usually at exorbitantly high prices.

While some hamfests are useful for finding odd parts and rare equipment, many have degraded in quality over the years and are not worth going to any more.
I was at this one hamfest in Bowie, MD and this hambone picked up a simplex repeater and said, "Duh, so it records the radio, TTX?"

h4mb0n3-1: Man, did you go to the Vienna hamfest this year, the one at NOVA?

h4mb0n3-2: No way, d00d, that hamfest is not as good as it used to be.
hamfest by Scout 740 Baker April 16, 2004
Related Words
HHAMF HAMF hamface Hamfam hamfromnewyork haamf hamfaced hamfest hamflatch hhmf

Hamfucker 

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.
1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."
Hamfucker by JEUNT April 15, 2010

Sheldon Hamft 

A sweaty bot who has mind powers and plays Fortnite on stretch.
Sheldon Hamft doesn't have a phone.
Sheldon Hamft by hjskfh February 4, 2019
Happy Health Commuting Males & Females (or MoFos if you prefer): Bicycle commuters who love the lifestyle of, well, being a bike commuter, because bike commuting makes them happy and healthy.
Welcome to the HHCMF Club (Happy, Healthy Commuting Mutha F'ers). We take pride in showing off our well muscled legs and tight butts to friends and co-workers, using the money we save on gas and transit to buy cool stuff for our bikes like raccoon tails and grips w/ tassles, and only slightly embellishing our exciting tales of heroism and derring-do as we ride our trusty steeds to and from work surrounded by maniacal impotent death squads in SUVs.
HHCMF by oboeguy February 17, 2006

hhampter 

A super gay man child with a slightly under average penis, this member of the animal kingdom spends its days playing skyblock all while hating itself for playing minecraft, it also heavily enjoys rust, although it does jerk off to roblox porn
(two black guys) “Yo, tag teaming hhampters sweet badussy last night was amazing”
hhampter by p1op April 2, 2022

Hamflower 

My hamflower is itchy. That dude is a total hamflower.
Hamflower by VoiceOfVerdad July 8, 2012