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4. HEAP
a. terrible, not good at all

not an acronym like the dipshit before...
your clothes are heap
by SnasAttack Jul 30, 2003 add a video
1. heap
A car or pickup truck. One's ride.
Are you still driving that old heap?
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005 add a video
2. heap
Short for "heap of shit".

(I saw "heap" defined as a truck on this website, so I had to add this simple definition to distinguish between the two.)
After a night of drinking, a random text conversation between two friends...

Friend 1 (01:19am): "Wanna fly to OKC?"
Friend 2 (03:28am): "Heap"
Friend 2 (11:36am): "WTF is heap hahaha"
Friend 1 (11:37am): "Hahahha. No f-in idea"
Friend 2 (11:38am): "I'm guessing heap of shit"
3. heap
a. an insult used to describe something or someone stupid.
That song is heap.

Deege is heap.
by alterego Apr 13, 2005 add a video
5. heap
The trucks you will find lined up in any Wisconsin parking lot. The owners will usually be conversing in a circle with booze and tobacco.
I'm so glad i don't have a heap!
6. Heap
'The Heap' or 'Heap' refers to a car which is falling apart in nearly everyway possible, disliked by its owner on large scale, and quite often the owner will have been completely conned and waste alot of money hopelessly trying to save the heap
Owner: "just been for a drive in the heap, it stalled 3 times, then i had to get towed home"

Friend: "Woah, that really is a heap mate"
7. heap
Irish slang for a fat person.
"Jaysus isn't yer one over there a horrid heap?"

They mean "heap of shite" (fat), but everyone just says "horrid heap", and everyone else knows what they mean.
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