A silent reaper. By day, it shows movies that we all love! By night, it's a porn channel!
Someone was trying to see if he can watch an R-rated, bloody movie on HBO when his wife and kids were asleep. A show about a whorehouse started playing.
He started jacking off
He is now divorced.
1. (Stands for Home Box Office) A pay cable/satellite channel offering movies, original series, and sporting events. It was launched by the Time-Life Publishing Company in 1971.
2. In African-American slang, means help a brother out.
1. I like to watch the Sopranos and Sex In The City on HBO.
2. HBO and get the cash.
Home Box Office. Airs quality shows such as 'The Sopranos.'
It's not HBO, it's just regula' ass TV. - Dave Chappelle
1. Did you see "Erotic Confessions" on HBO last night?
2. I hear the closed down the Forums on HBO because of all the posts linking to Halo 2 leaks.
1. Home Box Office, a quality channel airing shows such as The Sopranos and Sex and the City, as well as Oz.
2. Something my manager at McDonalds
used to yell out randomly. Stands for "Hang Bag Out", a technique used in the drive-thru to reduce customer wait times. Normally you'd hang the bag(s) of food out as the person pulls up to the window so they don't have to wait forever for their order.
1. "I think I'll see what's on HBO tonight"
2. "Remeber, James, HBO or else our drive-thru times are gonna be very high."
head blown off
holy shit tht guy just got hbo'ed!!!!!
A premium cable channel that shows movies, and often shows softcore porn late at night. Many guys in there preteens/early teens often watch shitty horror movies just to see tits, because they are too stupid to realize that if they stay up another hour, porn will be on.
13 year old #1- Dude did you see house of wax last night on HBO at like 10? There were like, 4 tit scenes in it.
13 year old #2- Hell no, but I did see real sex at like 11. Why would I subject myself to Paris Hilton for like 2 hours?