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The Hawk Shocker is similar to the regular shocker, but instead of two in the pink and one in the stink it equates to one in the pink and three in the stink.
Tom: Hey Zach what's up dude? Did you hook up with that Laura chick after the party?

Zach: I sure did!!! I took her home and gave her the ole HAWK SHOCKER and now she won't stop calling me!

by JIMMY TOM March 21, 2009

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