February 15, the
day you learn almost everybody else but you got laid the
day before. The day after Valentine's Day, that day you worked till 11 pm then got back home to get
drunk because you didn't have a date.
February 15 is the day of misanthropy, "Hate Day", when it is mandatory to give away hatred to all of your friends, especially those who got laid the day before.
On that day, you drunk dial your
ex, you
troll on message boards, you post hate on Twitter, you randomly flip the bird at strangers and take 2 aspirins every 4 hours to relieve your headache.
You: So, how was your Valentine's day. Mine was horrible.
Friend: Well I wished I had been with someone else, but anyway we partied heavily.
You: What did you do?
Friend: I dropped more pills in one night than in 2 years before. Also, two pipes.
You: By "pipe", I assume you mean the object, like a bong?
Friend: No, I mean "blowjob", the act of having a girl putting her mouth around my penis.
You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
You: I HATE YOU !
Friend: Why?
You: It's February 15, Hate Day.