Bungie Employee: OK! Better yet lets add auto aim and lunging and take away all realistic concepts on our guns, might as well make a secondary main character too. Even better lets make a Covenant double for every weapon and vehicle in the game because thats real unique! Random respawns and cluttered maps should be fun as well. Hmm how else can we make this game even gayer and conform to the noobs' wishes. And after we spend so much time on this well thought out and magnificent multiplayer, lets make a campaign mode! o wait, too bad we only have 10 mins to make it...lets come up with some randomness for a storyline
(30 days later)
Mike: Shouldn't we stop to eat something?
Jack: What..food? Ok, After we play through legendary mode.
Mike: Good idea.