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8.
Herb Ass Fool.
Man, Hannah is such a smokeshow. Why is she together with such a h.a.f?
by dr mantis toboggan MD November 16, 2010
 
9.
HAF
Horny as fuck.
Used in text.
I'm HAF. i could do with you sitting on my face
by Anddi April 06, 2007
 
10.
HAF
Acronyms to shorten the expression: High as fuck
Damn! I just smoke weed and now i'm HAF!
by MariaSoledad March 29, 2011
 
11.
HAF
Abbreviation of 'high as fuck'. To get extremely high, smoking marijuana.
'Did you get anything off that?'
'Yeah I'm high as fuck!' (HAF)
by Bou Bou January 22, 2006
 
12.
HAF
Hip As Fuck. When you see a guy walking down the street with his pants rolled up to mid calf, a fedora, a button-down shirt buttoned to the top, and clarks on. Then he is HAF.
Damn you see that dudes outfit?

Yea he is HAF.
by joey32940 July 21, 2011
 
13.
HAF
Meaning "Hard as Fuck" ... Usually put it at the end of a saying in use of sarcasm. I usually say it to trampy chavs that think they're cool.
Ha look at that guy with the tank top, definitely HAF.
by LittleRaeRae April 15, 2011
 
14.
Haf
Fucking amazing babe. no one can live without a Haf. Hard to find suck a beautiful girl. She is sexy, hot and always horny
HAF "I like to fuck"
by YourMyPrettyLady February 23, 2009